Recycling Coup

Bothered me for the longest time, my Mac G5 in the closet, unused and useless. Procrastinating for a year, I finally took it to repair. The verdict was swift and sure. Too costly to fix, but I couldn't take it to the dump which would have culminated in a life curse of regret.
I had the hard drive saved and the balance recycled. As I stated to the tech when I picked it up, "I am here for the remains of a G5". He laughed and said, "Put it in a Folger's can."